He writes this load of bull to make you feel better about your documented stupidity.
My heart shall long for you. The one I call my own. The one who holds me in the night, till the mornings early dawn. My queen, my desire, A slave I am to thee. My heart breaks, I stumble when our love, our ties, broken by these distances. I long for you, your tenderness, your touch. My queen bean.
PS- It actually quite good for a 30 second mission.